Lost And Found Gifts

A stranger in paradise.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'He lost an umbrella. And the umbrella stand. And his home where the umbrella stand stood.'

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

Lost CatCat Found.

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Be open to help.

'It looks like our data.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Fire Backwards.

Working from home.

Shipwrecked.

Directions.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

You were here, now you are lost.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."