Lost And Found Gifts

A stranger in paradise.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'He lost an umbrella. And the umbrella stand. And his home where the umbrella stand stood.'

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Be open to help.

'It looks like our data.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Shipwrecked.

Working from home.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Directions.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

You were here, now you are lost.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'