Lost And Found Curator Pillows

Message in a bottle...

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Misunderstood artist

Shoe addict.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

The Rise of Modern Art

Convenience.

Board Game Hunter

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Closed for Renovation

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

The hall of bad ideas.

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."