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Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Paranormal A-Z...

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Board Game Hunter

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Escher exhibition first floor

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'