Quirky Charmer Prints

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Snake Charmer

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Victorian Gentleman

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Ostrich Curoisities

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Don Quixote

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I beg to differ."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Sticking out tongue

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."