Quirky Charm Admirer Prints

My Name is Lucky.

"I love you, you big fool."

Falstaff

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

A mad scientist.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Good Luck

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Snake Charmer

'I adore a man of many parts.'