Mischievous Muse Gifts

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Children playing in a library

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Watch for Children.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

HisssssHerssss....

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Cat burglar.

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield