Messy Muse Gifts

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Angel playing music

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Non Drip Paint

"...on the avenue..."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'Is it going to be good for you?'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.