Messy Muse Gifts

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Angel playing music

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"...on the avenue..."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Paint charming.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"