Quirky Muse Gifts

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Texturing the Walls

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The Dancing Academy

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."