Quirky Muse Gifts

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Anna Calvi

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Joined at the hipster.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Texturing the Walls

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

The Dancing Academy