'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'
Unreliable Muse Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the unpredictable charm of your unreliable muse? Our collection of creative-inspired products celebrates all things whimsical, spontaneous, and artistically chaotic. Perfect for those who thrive on quirky inspiration and unpredictable ideas, these gifts add a splash of humor and personality to any artist's or creator's space.
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."
“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
Emily Dickinson Rebooted
Jerry Lordan
YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.
'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'
"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."
Angel playing music
"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."
I get my ideas on sale...
'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'
"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."
Post Post
"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."
"...on the avenue..."
Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.
"In case of emergency, break glass."
artist painting portrait
Brancusi.
Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.
"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."
"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."
Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.
Stanescu.
'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'
A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.
'Is it going to be good for you?'
"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"
Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye
Paint charming.
'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'
Free Thinking.
Unreliable Muse Gifts Collection
Unreliable Muse Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the quirky, unreliable muse—perfect for artists, dreamers, and creative spirits alike.
Unreliable Muse Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their space with pillows that honor the eccentricity of the unreliable muse.
Unreliable Muse Prints
Brighten their studio or workspace with prints celebrating the quirky unpredictability of creative inspiration.
Unreliable Muse T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that capture the unpredictable charm of your creative muse—fun, witty, and uniquely inspired.