Unreliable Muse Pillows

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Angel playing music

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

I get my ideas on sale...

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Post Post

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

artist painting portrait

Brancusi.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Stanescu.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Paint charming.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Free Thinking.