Mischievously Artistic Pillows

Bird draws a snake.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Monkey Business

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

HisssssHerssss....

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'