Mischievously Artistic Prints

Bird draws a snake.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Killing Santa

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

HisssssHerssss....

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield