Musical Mischievousness Prints

"Can I jam with you guys?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Meowlzebub

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

HisssssHerssss....

Watch for Children.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Bird draws a snake.

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'