Musical Misadventures Prints

Terrible violinist gives up.

Tortured by music

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Cycling with a harp case

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

Crunk

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Pianist

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Other men just sing in the bath

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

Clarinet Playing Hunter

Spider Plucking a Guitar

The dangers of drumming.

'Oh great! We found the treasure but it turns out they were music pirates.'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'