Rule-bending Fisherman Gifts

A Disgorger

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Fishing and new technologies

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Zombies love ice fishing

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Bass Finder 6000

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

'Dad!'

"It's stealth technology that hides me from fish finders."