Solitary Angler Gifts

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Blue Upright

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Looking For Love.

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment