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For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The Land Before Mimes.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Mime supplies.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Golf Crime Scene.

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

''Stiff shaft', 'long and straight', 'up and in'...I thought you were talking about sex!'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

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"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

The 19th hole