Solitary Golfer Pillows

Desert island putting green.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Hole in one!!!!'

Golf lessons

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Thank you."

'Birdie.'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Duh!"

"At least my putting has improved."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Luckily I hit the pin!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

It's my golf night out with the boys!