Sea Swimmer Mugs

Aero-Bathing Machine

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Live Stream

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'Want to go for a dip?'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"That is six feet."

'Is it labor day already?'