Sea Swimmer Mugs

Aero-Bathing Machine

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'Want to go for a dip?'