Ocean Swimming Gifts

Never look back.

The Final Backstroke

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Motor Channel Crossing.

Plastic is killing the sea

"Get out of the water! It's a tsunami!"

"Well we could tow him to shore, but for once how about we just kick some ass?"

"Ocean boy eh, so what's your real name Ocean Boy?"

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Build a Raft

Duck Hunt

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea