Ocean Swimming Gifts

Never look back.

The Final Backstroke

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Motor Channel Crossing.

Plastic is killing the sea

"Get out of the water! It's a tsunami!"

"Well we could tow him to shore, but for once how about we just kick some ass?"

"Ocean boy eh, so what's your real name Ocean Boy?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Do you mind?"

Duck Hunt