Sprinting Sprinter Gifts

Runners have a pay toll.

Go! Means NOW!

"OK, ready to go again?"

Running

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner Bean...

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Centaur Sprinter

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Linford Christie

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Spinout!'

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet