Sprinting Sprinter Gifts

Runners have a pay toll.

Go! Means NOW!

Running

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner Bean...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Centaur Sprinter

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet