Sartorial Storyteller Gifts

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'Egads, McWit, we're wearing the same suit.'

"1-1"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

Phone Mittens

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"So that's Ireland."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"You look great."

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'You got haberdashed!'

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

Saville Row surprise

Hats in the Wind