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'Egads, McWit, we're wearing the same suit.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"1-1"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man in a Tuxedo

Phone Mittens

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"So that's Ireland."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"You look great."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

'You got haberdashed!'

Hats in the Wind