Sartorialists Gifts

Hats in the Wind

"1-1"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Man in a Tuxedo

Phone Mittens

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You look great."

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

'You got haberdashed!'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"This suit is more of a European cut."

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

"Take me to your tailor."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.