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Hats in the Wind

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"1-1"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Phone Mittens

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

'You got haberdashed!'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"This suit is more of a European cut."

"Take me to your tailor."

Does my bank account look big in this?