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Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"1-1"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"You look great."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'You got haberdashed!'

Hats in the Wind

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Saville Row surprise

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"Take me to your tailor."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

"I love Italian boots."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Does my bank account look big in this?

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'