Sartorial Wizard T-Shirts

"Does my butt look big in this little number?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"1-1"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Ready for a run!

Puss in Heels

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'