Sartorial Wizard Mugs

"Does my butt look big in this little number?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

"1-1"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"That shirt is so last year."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Ready for a run!

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Friendly Tie

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'