Sartorial Scholar Mugs

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Too big to fail

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Phone Mittens

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Medical Student

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Ted Roosevelt, conviction cartoonist.

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"You look great."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Hats in the Wind

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"Take me to your tailor."