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"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"You look great."

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

2 Live J. Crew

Saville Row surprise

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Hats in the Wind

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"Take me to your tailor."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Does my bank account look big in this?

"I love Italian boots."