Sartorial Decision-makers T-Shirts

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

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"That shirt is so last year."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

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'They're pinching my toes!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

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"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."