Sartorial Decision-makers Gifts

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

The latest in Eyewear.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Man in a Tuxedo

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."