Sartorial Decision-makers Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly appreciates the flair and savvy of sartorial decision-makers? Our selection combines humor and sophistication, perfect for those who love to make stylish choices and set trends. Whether it’s a gift for a fashionista friend or a self-indulgent treat for the style-conscious, these items are designed to inspire and amuse, celebrating their sharp eye for fashion and bold decisions.

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"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories." mockup

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

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"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?" mockup

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

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"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here." mockup

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants." mockup

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

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'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.' mockup

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

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'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.' mockup

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

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"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits." mockup

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

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'Mind taking off your scarf.'

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Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts. mockup

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

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"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here." mockup

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

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"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?" mockup

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

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"Gift"

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"That shirt is so last year."

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"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!" mockup

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

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The latest in Eyewear.

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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night." mockup

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

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"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?" mockup

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

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"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!" mockup

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

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'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...' mockup

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

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'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.' mockup

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

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'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?' mockup

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

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"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good." mockup

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

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Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester. mockup

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

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'They're pinching my toes!'

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'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.' mockup

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

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Man in a Tuxedo

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"This is Josh, our summer intern." mockup

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

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'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.' mockup

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

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Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns. mockup

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

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"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris." mockup

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

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"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble." mockup

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

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'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

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