Sartorial Sensation Gifts

The latest in Eyewear.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"That shirt is so last year."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

Hats in the Wind

Saville Row surprise

"Just do me up."

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"Take me to your tailor."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"I love Italian boots."

Does my bank account look big in this?

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."