Style Sensation Gifts

"Just do me up."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Fire Stick

New Suit.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

The latest in Eyewear.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."