Style Sensation Gifts

"Just do me up."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The First Fire Stick

New Suit.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Tie Rolls

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

The latest in Eyewear.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.