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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Bad hair day!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"