Styling Sensation Gifts

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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Bad hair day!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Pampered and poodled.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel