Personal Styling Gifts

'I'll take it!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Haircuts

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'