Personal Styling Pillows

'I'll take it!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"