Personal Style Pillows

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Style

If you've got it flaunt it...If you've got too much of it.

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

'My little black dress has gotten too little.'

"I don't wear short sleeves because my arms are not plastered with tattoos, if that makes any sense."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Still in fashion

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Affectations: Clothes to reinforce your delusions.

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Fashion Clone

Middle-Aged Punk...

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

This building complies with the Persons with Fashion Disabilities Act

"Seriously? Like there really are fashion police?"

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'

'All statement-making is up to you!'

'Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

Tailor measuring a very fat man

A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I see you've had yourself lionized."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Lose the goatee."

"It's quite a feather in your cap, Beavis. What's it for?"

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"I like you in a tie."

"Can you de-schlump him?"