Styling Pillows

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'Visiting has been a breeze since you switched to this extra-stiff hair gel.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Gok Wan

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

'I'm thinking of going back to a jacket and tie. I'm tired of being in style.'

Breakages must be paid for

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Hair Traffic control.

'I love wearing my little black number.'

Sir Cecil Beaton

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

'You can't wear that dress, it clashes with your 'phone.'

'Moss suits you.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'I asked you to take off the shoes because they don't match your outfit.'

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

"Oh, excuse me. You're obviously not responsible for tasteful clothes."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist

"My wife's in there having the 'full works'. For the past two hours I've been practising my reaction."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'