Styling Gifts

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Visiting has been a breeze since you switched to this extra-stiff hair gel.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Gok Wan

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

Breakages must be paid for

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Hair Traffic control.

'I'm thinking of going back to a jacket and tie. I'm tired of being in style.'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Bad hair day

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"My wife's in there having the 'full works'. For the past two hours I've been practising my reaction."

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Oh, excuse me. You're obviously not responsible for tasteful clothes."

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'I love wearing my little black number.'

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

'You can't wear that dress, it clashes with your 'phone.'

'Moss suits you.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'I asked you to take off the shoes because they don't match your outfit.'

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

Sir Cecil Beaton