Winter Stylist Gifts

A snowman trying on different noses

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

"Maybe this year..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

Poinsettia

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"It's a midriff warmer."

Academia in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

A woman buries her broken heart

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."