Winter Wear Stylist Gifts

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

Keeping warm.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Academia in Winter

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.