Winter Fashionista Gifts

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

The Black History Month Diversity Assembly is today. We're already plenty diverse. How can you tell? West Fester Middle School.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Man in down winter coat meets shivering plucked geese.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

Beak Warmers

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

I've got my antifreeze.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I have to wear this stuff - my Mom has a cold.'

Nice Snood

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

Thanks for the ear-warmers, they are a thoughtful gift.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"I simply got sick and tired of constantly freezing!"

Animal Hats.

Ready for winter, not quite ready for life.

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Canada Goose Jackets

"Sorry. Full."

Lost and found: winter edition

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"