Winter Fashionista Prints

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Man in down winter coat meets shivering plucked geese.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

Beak Warmers

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

I've got my antifreeze.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I have to wear this stuff - my Mom has a cold.'

Nice Snood

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

Thanks for the ear-warmers, they are a thoughtful gift.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"I simply got sick and tired of constantly freezing!"

Animal Hats.

Ready for winter, not quite ready for life.

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Canada Goose Jackets

"Sorry. Full."

Lost and found: winter edition

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'