Winter Stylist Mugs

A snowman trying on different noses

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

"Maybe this year..."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Poinsettia

"It's a midriff warmer."

Academia in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

A woman buries her broken heart

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."