Stock Sensation Gifts

'Will broker deals for food'

"My broker gave me this Wall Street rally cap."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Wolf Karaoke

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'