Sporty Sensation Gifts

The Motives of Footballers

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Edinson Cavani

'Well, did you win or what?'

Surfing Pensioner

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

SCUBER

Little League Umbrellas

Footballer's Luggage

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Capture the Flag

Football

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

"Er...Eric..."

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Connor Wickham

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

Javelin

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"