Soccer Sensation Gifts

"I hear the ref was struck by a missile!"

"This is outrageous! I demand to have it! Right here, right now!"

Football Applause

Footballer's Luggage

Football

Messi's secret.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Iker Casillas

Edinson Cavani

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Centaur Forward

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Wilfried Zaha

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...