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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Hats in the Wind

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"Just do me up."

Saville Row surprise

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"Take me to your tailor."

"I love Italian boots."

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'