Sartorial Elegance Pillows

Baroque Peacock

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"That shirt is so last year."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Silver Fox

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Hats in the Wind

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"Take me to your tailor."

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

Elegant Lady

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Does my bank account look big in this?

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'