Sartorial Elegance Prints

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Baroque Peacock

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Silver Fox

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Hats in the Wind

"Take me to your tailor."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Does my bank account look big in this?

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.